Gate over-climb

I know you guys have probarly climbed your house gate. Well, I did it twice. The second time was not so good because when my big sis told me to climb the gate today. But I wanted to show Mom and sis how I did it the first time. But the reason I said it didn't go so well is because SOMEONE opened the gate.

Well, the three of us thought that no one was home. But the gate suddenly open without notice. I would have fall for that, I meant REAL fall. But I just hope I don't... you know, die. Of course, from that level, dying is impossible. But I totally sware, that was a scary part. And get this: When the gate opened, it hurts my legs. If you still don't get it, let me explain the concept to you guys.

You see, our gate has two of them together which makes one of course. And my right leg was where my mom and sis is, outside. And my left leg is on the inside. The gate was actually opened by a remote or a key. So my maid had to just open the gate with the remote. And it only move a little because I stop it from. I was lucky that the left gate didn't go all the way or else I would have my left leg ripped off from my body and to tell you, THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!! So anyways, the left gate stays there. My maid help me down. So I was pretty scared when I came down to the other side of the gate. And after the whole situation, we laughed. Of course, it's not an insult.

Man! I could have already over the gate if it wasn't for my maid. I would have shown off my mom and sis on how I did it. So don't even get me started on that story.